There's One Flaw In Women (^.^)v

By the time the Lord made woman, he had been working six days straight.
He was very tired. An angel appeared before Him and said, "Lord, why are you spending so much time on this one?"
The Lord answered, "Have you seen the spec sheet on her? She has to be water-proof, but not plastic or hard. She must have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and be able to run on diet Coke and leftovers. She must have a lap that can hold at least four children at a time, a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and, she must be able to talk on the telephone, cook, scold a child and pet the dog all at the same time with only two hands."

The angel was astounded. "No way! Only two hands!" "Yes." The Lord said. "And that's just the standard model."

"Lord, that is too much work for you. Wait until tomorrow. You can finish up then."

"No!" The Lord protested. "I am too close to finishing this creation that is so close to my heart. She can already heal herself and work 18 hours a day. I'm just about done."

The angel moved in for a closer look and touched the woman. "Lord, you've made her so soft."

"Yes, she is soft," the Lord agreed. "But she is also tough! You have no idea what she can do, endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think too?" the angel asked.

The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to pray, reason, mediate, negotiate and meditate."

The angel noticed something and reach out to touch the woman's cheek. "Oops! You've put so much in her, she starting to leak Lord. I told you you were putting to much in this one."

"That's not a leak. That's a tear."

"What's that for?" The angel inquired.
The Lord whispered, "Her tears are the way she will express her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride. It is a symbol of her heart."

The angel was impressed. "You are a genius Lord. You've thought of everything. This woman you are making is truly amazing is she not?"

With all the pride of a brand new father the Lord said, "Oh yes she is!
Women have strengths that will amaze men. They bear hardships and carry burdens, but the will, at the same time hold happiness, love and joy.
They will smile when they want to scream. Sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for those they love and all that they believe in.
They stand up for injustice and remain seated in humility.
They will not take no for an answer when they know there is a better way. They will go without so that their family, particularly the children can have what they need. They will go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They will go to court with a wayward husband.
They love unconditionally often, asking for and taking little in return.
They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends are rewarded. They are happy to hear about a birth, knowing the difficulties that may lie ahead. They cheer because they will help a friend through it all. They love weddings and might even help make the dress.

The can cook some can even bake. Their hearts break when someone dies yet, they are strong when others may think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart and, they will offer them to anyone who needs one. They come in all sizes, shapes and colors. They can walk, run, fly, drive or e-mail to remind you that they love you. It is the heart of a woman that will keep the world turning and things in order. They have the babies because men could never figure out how to put so much in such a small space. Women bring hope and joy. They birth compassion and ideals. They are the moral support that keeps the family of humanity together.
Woman have important things to say and even more important things to do. They ask very little and offer all they have - - that's their one flaw.

"What flaw?" asked the angel.
Sadly the Lord responded, "They seem to always forget their worth."

lets rock!!!

 
I used to pride myself on being the other man
But now it's flipped and I don't want you with no other man
Why can't you understand anything I'm offering
I gave you the world, but you just wanted arguing
From the time I picked you up, until the time I dropped you off again
Even if flipped out on at the mall again
"It's all his fault again" that's what you tellin all ya friends
I ain't pointing fingers ma, i just wanna call again
See how ya day going I know they stressin on ya
I know them times get hard that's why I'm checkin on ya
It's yours truly ma, I got little message for ya
Anything he can do, girl I can do better for ya, Cause
CHORUS:
When we laugh or we cry it's together
Through the rain and the stormiest weather
We gon still be as one it's forever, it's forever
Won't you come on and go with me (oh girl)
Come on over to my place
Won't you sit ya self down and take a seat
and let me ease ya mind girl
We gon do it our way (our way)
I heard your friend tell a friend that told a friend of mine
That you was thinking that we should do it one more time
If this ain't the truth then hopefully it's not a lie
Cause I ain't got no issue with hitting that another time
We never had a problem with gettin it done
Disagreed upon a lot ma, but sex wouldn't one
Now check it I know you get excited when I come around and bite it
Quit frownin up and quit actin like you don't like it
I like it (I know you like), I like it (You really like it), I really, really like it,
I want it (You really want it), adore it (adore it), so come with me enjoy it
CHORUS
Shawty where you been
Feels like a long time, long long time since I seen ya
Yes it has girl, and I know I said some dumb things to you before
But girl you know I didn't mean it
I didn't mean one single wordI never meant one single word
If I could take back every word I would and more fa sho
If I thought that you believe it
Cause you make my life so convinient for me
CHORUS

I’m so tired... I need to rest for a moment...